Current Fat-Ass Weight:
Jessie: 171 lbs
5'2"
Pant Size 12
Nikki: 176 lbs
5'2"
Pant Size 13
By October 16th we WILL have lost 10 pounds of chunky goodness.
By November 16th we WILL have lost 17 pounds; our spare tire roll will be deflated.
By February 14th (aka Single Awareness Day) we WILL be atleast 130 lbs and no longer classified as "clinically obese." Heifers.
Part of the Fat-Ass Pact: Must remain single through March 25th. Yes, fatties need love, too. BUT, loving ain't good enough. When you date someone, you get comfy and, inevitably, fatter than what you ever were. Screw you boys. You aint getting none of this jelly.
The weekend of March 23-25th (ultimate skinny bitch goal) we WILL be 125 lbs of non chunky goodness. Celebration?! Yes, we think so. Vegas baby!
--Love,
The Man Eaters
*chomp*
