We are sure you can already tell what this blog is all about. Our names are Jessie and Nikki. We are short and fat; beautiful faces...not so beautiful bodies. We are pissed.
Like seriously, how many times can you hear "you are beautiful...in the face." Okay, well, what about my body? Asshole. OR "I think you are really great, but I just see us as being friends."
Really?!
When you can't even get a loser to go out with you, there's a problem--mucho problemo.
So, we are stepping up and deciding to get really really hot. Yes, that sounds conceited and we dont care. I know alot of women who feel the same way, which is kinda depressing, what is up America?! No one fell in love at first personality. Really, who says "that girl has an awesome personality, I've GOT to go talk to her." No. Dont lie. That is not how it works. Screw you. We are getting hot and once you start hitting on us...we are eating you; for breakfast, you asshole.
We are tired of being the "big girl" in pictures, the "fatter sibling," and just some plain human being who takes up body mass. Every year we say "oh, we are going to lose at least 20 pounds for our New Years resolution." Obviously, it has not happened yet. We are starting today. Less stress because of the trend of "New Years" and the fatties that never EVER lose that weight. It is September; we WILL be at our goal weight by March. That's a good goal, right? Well, we dont really care if you have an opinion on it. We are doing it. Whether you agree or disagree for our reasoning, get over it.
Enjoy our blog! It will be intense, down right gritty, and to the truth.
See you at the bar in 6 months!
--Jessie and Nikki
aka...future man eaters. *chomp*
