So...fat girls need undies, too! There are absolutely NO cute big boobed bras for women. If you consider "tan" a sexy color then you need some help. So since we could not find cute big boob bras, we went to the spanx section. For those of you skinny people who do not know what spanx are...its what women wear to make their stomach look flat. It squeezes your fat until you can't breathe and makes you want to puke. Typical.
This is what one spanks said...
What the hell advertising?!
And to make things even worse when Jessie and I went to the book section (because fat girls looove to read books when they sit down to eat a fucking brownie) we saw this...
This is ridiculous. Right beside this 17 day diet book there is a Southern Cooking Bible with how to make cookies with 8 pounds of butter. God! That would taste so good right about now!!
But to leave ya'll on a lighter note...I am leaving you with this one picture!
Because this time next year we will be eating you.
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