Insanity, Anyone?

Nikki & Jessie here!

So we have a few fans already!  I know it's only been a short time since we started this, but we have a lot of people rooting for us!  Thank God!

We are working hard to keep up with our goal of losing 10 pounds in one month.  Our first weigh in is this upcoming Friday and we are hoping to have lost at least 3 pounds. 

Today we sucked it up and did the Insanity Workout with Mr. Shaun T.  It was the "fit test," and oh let us tell you how flippin' hard it was.  We have heard "oh, the fit test is not that bad!" Psh! What?! Are you made of pure muscle? That thing kicked our fat-asses!  We had to do simple exercises, but our fat-asses were too fat to do them!  We had to do these "lift and jump" exercises...you should have seen us!  We couldn't even lift our feet to our stomachs.  Very embarrassing.  Prime example of why we need to lose weight. 

Here are our results: 

Jessie:

Switch Kicks: 40
Power Jacks: 28
Power Knees: 78
Power Jumps: 8
Globe Jumps: 4
Suicide Jumps: 9
Push-Up Jacks: 19 
Low Plank Oblique: 38
Nikki:

Switch Kicks: 40
Power Jacks: 25
Power Knees: 60
Power Jumps: 15
Globe Jumps: 6
Suicide Jumps: 9
Push-Up Jacks: 20 
Low Plank Oblique: 40


Obviously, since we are the same size and body shape, we had around the same results.  The program is 2 months, we will definitely keep you posted!

On a fatty note. 
Nikki is having a serious withdrawal from queso.  Jessie suggests she imagine herself out in a size 4 dress, being hit on by every man that sees her, and next that vision, she imagines a bowl of fatty, greasy, melty, cheese.  Then, pick which of the two is more appealing.

To fully understand how FAT we are...Nikki got super pissed the other day when she couldn't figure out where Sonic was.  She, obviously, did not eat there.  I think fate was on her side; a sign that maybe Sonic was not necessary. 
We feel, we need to visualize success, which will make it a reality for us.  A new reality, vastly contrasting from our former "we're fat, happy, and beautiful, someone will love us for what's inside" bullshit reality.   You know it's true.

This is our fourth day on this healthy kick, and to tell ya'll the truth, it's not that bad.  I, Nikki, personally feel alot better about myself.  Instead of munching on greasy chips for a snack, I'll switch it with a granola bar.  && I can't even begin to explain how the words "pasta primavera" make my mouth salivate.  Jessie and I are getting ready to cook primavera and have A LOT of left overs for our lunch tomorrow.  We will get through this.  It just proves, though, that we are definitely not as healthy as we were.  This is a serious change, and we have been sticking to it because we want to see results.  We don't want to deal with the extra "it's okay, just go ahead and deal with being fat" bullshit talk when "skinny, healthy, kick-ass chick" is right in front of us.  So what if it takes 6 months to do this?!  I would rather be lounging around in my skinny mini bikini on the beach somewhere instead of wearing an overshirt to please the skinny bitches who have to look at my fat.  Next summer, we will be that skinny bitch.  Conceited or not.  We are tired of always complaining about how we feel about our size.  Let us bitch it out and get it out of our system so we NEVER have to say that again.

You know when youre at a bar and you see a really skinny hot chick walk in and you say "damn, I hate her."  Yeah, that's going to be us.  Let us imagine this and do our thing to get to that goal, because in the end this cruel and unusual punishment to our fat-ass torso and cottage cheese legs will be useful.  We are doing positive reinforcement by buying ourselves really nice lingerie after we lose 10 pounds; negative reinforcement during the time of exercising because we allowed ourselves to get this unhealthy for years. 

So, let us be conceited and dream big! Because honey, we ain't going to be big for long!

*chomp*